Tampa Crippy Strain – Copycat Genetics

Description

TAMPA CREEPY — 

Pre-OG funk × basement kush × old-school Florida loud.

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STRAIN OVERVIEW

Tampa Creepy is a true throwback cultivar that captures the mysterious, greasy funk that existed before OG Kush had a name. This strain reeks of dank attic wood, old leather, basement musk, and earthy fuel, with a subtle skunky sweetness that feels straight out of late-90s Florida. The aroma isn’t sharp or candy — it’s thick, humid, and haunting, the kind of smell that sticks to clothes and creeps into walls.

On the plant, Tampa Creepy grows with classic structure: chunky buds, heavy resin, and dark forest-green colorationdusted in frost. Effects are deeply balanced — a calm, clear cerebral buzz paired with a warm, heavy body relaxation, making it a perfect all-day smoke for seasoned users. This is heritage funk, preserved and refined without losing its soul.

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TERPENE PROFILE

Primary Terpenes

• Myrcene – damp earth, old-school musk
• β-Caryophyllene – woody spice, fuel backbone
• Humulene – dry wood, attic funk
• Pinene – forest floor freshness
• Terpinolene – faint musty sweetness

Flavor Notes

🪵 Old wood

🕯️ Basement musk

⛽ Earthy fuel

🦨 Soft skunk

🌲 Forest floor

Aroma Strength:

10/10 — “Smells like history.”

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EFFECTS PROFILE

Experience

• Calm cerebral clarity
• Warm, heavy body relaxation
• Grounded, nostalgic feel
• Long-lasting without burnout
• Functional but powerful

Best For

✔ All-day smoking

✔ Anxiety relief

✔ Pain management

✔ Old-school smokers

✔ Heavy tolerance users

A classic balanced high, not trendy — timeless.

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PLANT MORPHOLOGY

Structure

• Medium height
• Thick stalks
• Strong lateral branching
• Classic kush bud formation
• Excellent flower-to-leaf ratio

Flower Traits

• Dark green buds
• Heavy resin coverage
• Thick, greasy trichomes
• Loud funk early in flower
• Dense, old-school nug structure

Stretch:

1.4–1.7x

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GROW TIPS FOR TAMPA CREEPY

1. Likes stable environments

Avoid swings — keep temps 68–74°F for best expression.

2. Moderate feeder

Ideal EC:

• Veg: 1.2–1.5
• Flower: 1.7–2.0

3. Light defoliation only

Too much stripping kills the funk — keep it natural.

4. Cooler nights enhance musk

Drop to 66–68°F lights off after week 6.

5. Ideal Harvest Window

Day 56-63

Earlier = lighter wood & pine

Later = heavier musk & fuel

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HASHMAKER NOTES

Tampa Creepy produces greasy, dark-funk resin:

• Thick trichome heads
• Strong earthy terp transfer
• Stable, heavy rosin
• Old-school aroma preserved

Fresh frozen return: 3.5–4.5%

Texture: buttery with deep musk

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BAG APPEAL

• Dense, chunky buds
• Dark, classic look
• Heavy frost
• Loud musty funk
• No modern candy shine — pure heritage

This is nostalgia in nug form.

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CONSUMER NOTES

Tampa Creepy is for smokers who want:

🔥 Pre-OG kush funk

🔥 Basement/attic terps

🔥 Old-school loudness

🔥 Balanced potency

🔥 A true throwback smoke

If you know — you know.