Description

SKUNK CABBAGE —

(Heirloom afghan skunk x frog poison )

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Putrid skunk spray × rotten greens × old-world funk.

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STRAIN OVERVIEW

Skunk Cabbage is a brutally authentic, old-school funk cultivar bred for smokers who crave pure stench over sweetness. The aroma is unmistakable and offensive — roadkill skunk spray, crushed cabbage leaves, sulfurous greens, and damp earth, creating a nose that feels raw, vegetal, and wildly illegal. This strain doesn’t try to be pleasant; it’s feral, loud, and unforgettable.

On the plant, Skunk Cabbage produces dense, greasy buds with classic skunk structure and heavy trichome coverage. The smoke is thick and savory, delivering deep body relaxation, a foggy head buzz, and a long-lasting calm that settles in without polish. This cultivar was bred to revive true skunk funk that modern genetics have almost erased.

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TERPENE PROFILE

Primary Terpenes

• Myrcene – damp earth, vegetal funk
• β-Caryophyllene – spicy fuel backbone
• Humulene – bitter greens, cabbage bite
• Terpinolene – sharp sour volatility
• Sulfur compounds (trace) – skunk spray intensity

Flavor Notes

🦨 Roadkill skunk

🥬 Rotten cabbage

🌧️ Damp greens

⛽ Dirty fuel

🔥 Bitter earthy finish

Aroma Strength:

12/10 — “Clears rooms instantly.”

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EFFECTS PROFILE

Experience

• Heavy head fog
• Deep body relaxation
• Sedative lean at higher doses
• Long-lasting calm

Best For

✔ Nighttime use

✔ Pain relief

✔ Stress shutdown

✔ High tolerance users

✔ Skunk purists

This is primitive weed energy.

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PLANT MORPHOLOGY

Structure

• Medium to tall height
• Strong apical dominance
• Thick lateral branches
• Classic skunk bud formation
• High resin grease

Flower Traits

• Dark green buds
• Heavy greasy trichomes
• Loud skunk stink by week 3
• Sticky, oily texture

Stretch:

1.6–2.0x

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GROW TIPS FOR SKUNK CABBAGE

1. Airflow is mandatory

Dense, greasy buds require RH 45–48% late flower.

2. Moderate feeder

• Veg: 1.2–1.5 EC
• Flower: 1.7–2.0 EC

3. Don’t over-defoliate

Leaf mass contributes to skunk terp expression.

4. Cooler nights intensify stink

Drop to 65–68°F lights off after week 6.

5. Ideal Harvest Window

Day 56-63

Earlier = greener funk

Later = heavier skunk rot

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HASHMAKER NOTES

Skunk Cabbage makes dark, funky rosin:

• Large oily resin heads
• Heavy sulfur-skunk terp transfer
• Thick, greasy consistency

Fresh frozen return: 3.5–4.5%

Texture: greasy batter with rotten-greens nose

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BAG APPEAL

• Dense, ugly-pretty buds
• Heavy frost
• Dark green coloration
• Smell leaks aggressively

This is shock-value flower.

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CONSUMER NOTES

Skunk Cabbage is for smokers who want:

🔥 Real skunk spray

🔥 Rotten vegetal funk

🔥 Zero sweetness

🔥 Heavy, old-school effects

🔥 Weed that smells “wrong”

If it reminds you of the 90s — it’s correct