The Washer S1 – Copycat Genetix

Description

The Washer

A next-generation, hash-focused cultivar bred for the wash tray.

“The Washer” isn’t just a name — it’s a title. And it belongs to one of the highest-yielding, terp-rich solventless strains on the planet.

Bred from some of the most legendary hash cultivars of our time, The Washer is the crown jewel of modern resin farming. Whether you’re pressing for white walls or building a six-star full melt lineup, this strain is your new washroom weapon.

Built from Papaya, Guava, and GMO,and Grand Slamthis cultivar has been stabilized for large, early-breaking glandular heads, frost stacking by week three, and returns that regularly break 8% in the 73–120 micron range. In short: it washes better than your last five harvests combined.

And the terps? Fermented fruit punch with rotten mango funk and a gassy backbone so loud you’ll swear your washroom’s leaking propane. This isn’t just a plant — it’s a full production pipeline in a 5-gallon bucket.

 Strain Type

Hybrid – 60% Indica / 40% Sativa
Flower Time: 8–9 weeks (56–63 days)
THC: 25–29%
Returns (Washed Hash): 8–9.5% average yield in the 73–120μ micron range
Resin Type: Large-stalked, gland-dominant trichomes – ideal for ice water extraction
Breeder Goal: Built specifically for solventless extractors and hash rosin artists

 Lineage / Family Tree

• Papaya (for its legendary wash returns & sweet funk)
• Strawberry Guava (adds berry gas and resin architecture)
• GMO (for bulbous, greasy resin heads and depth of effect)
• Grand Slam (for bulbous, sandy resin heads and High cannabinoid  content)

Papaya x (Strawberry Guava x GMO) x Grand Slam Reversal
Reversed to stabilize trichome output and maximize head-to-stalk ratio.

 Growing Characteristics

• Plant Structure: Medium height, bushy, vigorous lateral branching
• Flower Shape: Golf-ball nugs, heavy stacking with zero leaf-to-calyx waste
• Trichome Development: Early (visible frost by week 3), peaking in week 7
• Environment: Does best in cooler finishing rooms to tighten heads and improve breakage
• Best Practices: Wet trim, freeze immediately post-harvest for optimal extraction

 Terpene Profile (Fresh Frozen Analysis)

Tested at Seed to Solvent Labs, Humboldt County:

• Myrcene – 1.82% (relaxing, fruity overripe funk)
• Limonene – 1.35% (zesty citrus lift, aids in resin separation)
• Ocimene – 1.22% (sharp tropical pop, ideal for hash nose)
• Caryophyllene – 0.98% (adds warm funk, supports therapeutic profile)
• Terpinolene – 0.72% (adds high-note gas and complexity)

Total Terpenes: 6.59%
Hash Rosin Terp Retention: 80–85% with proper low-temp pressing

 Flavor & Aroma

• Aroma: Overripe papaya, fermented strawberry yogurt, garlicky gas
• Flavor: Creamy berry funk on the inhale, tropical guava and OG gas on the exhale
• Finish: Slightly sour, with minty undertones from the GMO influence

 Why It’s Called The Washer

This cultivar was designed with one thing in mind: crush the wash tray. Its high percentage of ball-on-stick trichomes, early frost development, and greasy terpene profile make it the ideal strain for solventless heads. It yields between 8.2–9.5% in the 73–120μ range with minimal contaminant content, allowing for clean, high-color rosin pulls from every wash.