Wet Wulff – Copycat Genetix

Description

WET WULFF isn’t your everyday strain — this one hits like a freight train full of funk. If you’re into weed that offends the air and fills the room with raw, greasy, nose-wrinkling stank, you’re in the right place. Made by crossing Wet Panties (already infamous for its aggressive aroma) with the resin-loaded powerhouse The Wulff, this cultivar takes funk to a whole new level.

It smells like burnt rubber left in the sun, motor oil soaked into old fabric, a locker room after overtime — and somewhere underneath it all, a strange candy note that somehow works. The terp profile is wild, the trichomes are out of control, and the flower smokes like it means business.

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Genetics: Wet Panties × The Wulff
Type: Funk-forward hybrid
Flowering Time: 56–63 days
Yield: Medium to heavy, depending on environment
Best Use: Solventless production, full-term flower, indoor LED or greenhouse

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Why Grow WET WULFF?
Because not everything needs to smell like dessert. This is for those who want loud, greasy weed that sticks to your fingers and makes you question what terps even are. No gimmicks. No trend-hopping. Just raw funk and heavy frost.

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Terpenes:

• Caryophyllene: Sharp, peppery, adds that hot rubber edge
• Myrcene: Earthy and sedative, grounds the high
• Limonene: Barely-there citrus tucked under the diesel layers
• Linalool: A whisper of floral if you dig deep enough
• The Unknown Funk: Seriously — words won’t cut it. You’ll just know.

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Smell & Flavor:

• Aroma: Like burned tires, gym clothes, fuel, and unwashed metal
• Taste: Harsh diesel with sour BO, slight citrus funk on the way out

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🌿 Grow Info:

• Plant Size: Medium height with tight nodes and strong lateral growth
• Structure: Stocky, with dense stacking and heavy calyx development
• Resin: Off the charts — glacier-thick frost, huge gland heads
• Training: Responds well to topping and shaping
• Environment: Thrives under LED, CMH, living soil or dialed-in hydro
• Hash Returns: Excellent — especially for fresh frozen solventless

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Effects:

• Head: Heavy and hazy, with a delayed, almost trippy buzz
• Body: Deep couch lock, body melt, best saved for the end of the day
• Mood: Sedated and stoned, with a weird little grin

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WET WULFF isn’t subtle. It’s not trendy. It’s just loud, greasy, and proud — for smokers and hashmakers who want to taste the edge.

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Proper Seeds aint no white label, ILGM/CrapKing bullshit, these are all carefully hunted keeper cuts bred with more keepers of some of the best genetics in the game! If you are someone who has got pinched by dodgy genetics, bag seeds or scammers, you can rest easy knowing we got what you need.

What we do carry goes very quickly. We have a large backorder catalogue as well as plenty in stock. We understand that nobody likes backorders but this ultimately is what makes it possible for us to bring you the genetics for the price that we do.

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH COPYCAT GENETICS? HOW CAN YOU SELL THEM SO CHEAP?

How can you sell Copycat Genetics so cheap? This is a question we are often asked so we thought we would clarify. Some know the hustle and some do not. Copy works with certain people on BULK orders, this allows his genetics to get out into the street level for a much fairer price.

Coming from the streets of New York himself, he still resonates with the same people he came up with. Supplying people who could never afford his genetics otherwise.

The general idea is that folks such as yourselves grow these genetics and in turn, advertise the product on your socials. This drives traffic to his website; copycatgenetixx.com and those that land there, some are completely willing and able to drop $3000USD on a pack of seeds.

When you look at it from a production perspective, a pack of seeds might produce 1/2 outstanding Phenotypes that you clone and run for maybe a year. That $3000 will come through 10x easy in the first run alone. With these high level of genetics, money isn’t an object.

However, some of you out there are not on a production level. $3k is stupid money when you got bills to pay and kids to feed. This is part of the reason these genetics are offered at low-low rates through certain channels.

We aren’t trying to play any games although it might seem weird. Plenty of people can get these genetics for this price and are playing the same hustle as us. There is no scam here. Above all we are just a small seed bank trying to make a living doing what we love the most.

We are totally willing to answer any questions you may have as well as offer bulk deals and discounts just for asking nicely!